Bye-bye! What are you looking at?You’ve never seen a hypocrite before? Leonard: Congratulations on the MacArthur Grant, by the way.
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Uh, Here’s my home number, here’s my cell, here’s my office, here’s my parents’ number up in New Jersey, they always know how to reach me. Gablehauser said if I wanted to set something up in the photomultiplier lab, that you’d be able to give me a hand?ĭavid: Well, if you have a little time, yeah. Raj: Oh, yeah, like you have a shot with Zac Ephron.ĭavid (approaching): Excuse me, Are you Leonard Hofstadter?ĭavid: Yeah, Dr. If I was gonna go that way, I’m more of a Zac Ephron kinda guy. Leonard: Did… okay, maybe some of it, but, look, the guy was just in the right place, at the right time with the right paradigm-shifting reinterpretation of the universe. It made almost all the work you’ve done since you’ve been here completely useless. Sheldon: So what? His observation of high-energy positrons has provided the first conclusive evidence for the existence of galactic dark matter. Howard: Hey, isn’t that the guy who won the MacArthur genius grant last year? No, not all at once. Raj: “Kandorian dry cl…” I give up, you can’t have a rational argument with this man. Sheldon: Superman would have taken his uniform to a Kandorian dry cleaner before he left the Bottle. Now, before dinner, his host says, “who’s up for a little Kryptonian tetherball?” Superman says “sure,” works up a sweat, comes back to Earth, his uniform now stained with indestructible Kryptonian perspiration. He miniaturizes himself, enters the city where he loses his superpowers. Howard: Okay, he’s invited for dinner in the Bottle City of Kandor. Sheldon: Superman doesn’t sweat on Earth. Howard: Yeah, what about Kryptonian pit stains? Superman’s body is Kryptonian, therefore his sweat is Kryptonian. Leonard: Raj, please, let’s stay serious here. Raj: Or it turned into mustard Kryptonite, the only way to destroy a rogue Kryptonian hotdog threatening Earth.
Sheldon: I think we can safely assume that all Kryptonian condiments were destroyed when the planet Krypton exploded. Howard: What if he gets something Kryptonian on it? It is well established Superman cleans his uniform by flying into Earth’s yellow sun, which incinerates any contaminate matter and leaves the invulnerable Kryptonian fabric unharmed and daisy fresh. Then again, maybe I'm hoping for too much from a bunch of guys who basically got drunk on mouthwash (sorry, Romulan ale) in the same episode.Sheldon: Your argument is lacking in all scientific merit. Same for their partners, who have turned into mopey, outdated stereotypes of men who can't handle a woman's success. At a time when women really do need to stick together and support each other in life and in work, this was a missed opportunity. So…not only do we have two successful women who can't tell the men in their lives about their accomplishments, but now they can't even figure out how to be excited for one another without turning it into a game of who's living their best life. 'Cause I'm going to see that world from a yacht so big you could land a helicopter on it!" I'm trying to map the structures of the brain and you're trying to convince people that itchy hair is a real thing."īernadette: "It is a real thing! It happens to be a side effect of our cholesterol drug."Īmy: "I'm just saying that my research may actually change the world forever."īernadette: "I hope it does. Especially if you have moderate to severe eczema and don't mind if you lose teeth."Īmy: "You're right. I may not be making as much money as you, but at least I'm doing something that I know makes people's lives better."īernadette: "Hey! My work makes peoples lives better. Hard to say which one is better without making you feel bad. That, and all the money I make!"Īmy: "Yeah, you've got that. I just call them thing one and thing two."īernadette: "I guess that's one of the benefits of being in the private sector. It's like a million-dollar bunk bed!"īernadette: "At the office, I have two assistants! I don't even know their names.
We just throw 'em out and get new ones!"Īmy: "I just got a brand-new state-of-the-art fMRI machine!"īernadette: "Wow, those things are so expensive!"Īmy: "I know! Sometimes I just lie down in there and take a nap. (Yet in one moment of clarity, Amy notes that "the guys are never shy about bragging.") With that, the ladies start sharing their achievements, but the whole thing goes off the rails within seconds.īernadette: "There's so much money in pharmaceuticals, we don't even wash out our old test tubes.
In an attempt to find a temporary solution to their problems, Bernadette and Amy agree to tell each other about their own successes, because apparently telling their significant others is out of the question.
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